I Grab Eyeballs, Touch Hearts, Alter Minds, and Inspire Action!*

* I reach wallets too, but that’s just a happy side effect...

As a Freelance Copywriter / Creative Director I Grab Eyeballs… Oh, you’re probably used to reading the sales jargon first, aren’t you? Okay, forget that I’m sitting in a wetsuit writing on a sandy keyboard and imagine me in a tux casually declaring: “I help visionary entrepreneurs and leading global brands to engage their audiences with exciting and highly personalised creative marketing content.”

If you have recently lost your favourite scribbling weirdo to rehab, an alien abduction, or perhaps an alien abduction cult in rehab, I would hereby like to introduce myself. Yes, I sling action verbs, peddle personality and bleed character into brands, but I also weave compelling stories and write targeted creative content on demand and in tones and styles designed to trigger a positive response and make an unforgettable impact. If you are still reading this, should I even mention that AIDA and I are BFF’s?

I have worked my way through every medium known to gadget-carrying man and especially enjoy:

  • Brochures + Catalogues + Flyer Text + Radio, TV & Video Scripts
  • Online + Print Ads + Social Media Marketing + Profiles + Promotions
  • Original Blog & Print Articles + Event Themes & MC Scripts
  • Hardcore Sales Letters + Press Releases + Newsletters
  • Advertising Copywriting + Company Profiles + Identity Mythologies
  • Home page Manifestos + Website Copy + E-mailers
  • Ad Campaigns + Creative Strategy + Product Copy
In short, spicy script to screen marketing content ghostwritten in every flavour of the consumer rainbow. To find out how I can grab eyeballs and keep your name on the quivering lips of your fans, take my sizzle for a spin with my bestseller HOURLIE, or drop me a line about your next idea, today.

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